Post Spanish Snarkra compliments of the Mayor

Sidekick 1:47 pm
hubes?
finally some weather appropriate for spanishes. not that that slowed us down

The Mayor 1:48 pm
super hubes

The Mayor 1:49 pm
Rick, my bartender, was cordial as ever. we got deep. the owner fellow, the interesting asian man, and i shook like we always do knowingly

Sidekick 1:50 pm
the barkeep and patron dynamic in an old school setting
retro cool

The Mayor 1:50 pm
i function well in thus
Chuco: not only can he espouse on the rules of the road, but he can teach you how to curate the best service possible while enjoying yourself.

Sidekick 1:52 pm
with no sense of irony

The Mayor 1:52 pm
none
we've gotten past irony today
irony is a hipster dogma

Sidekick 1:53 pm
thats true

Sidekick 1:53 pm
thats tweetable

The Mayor 1:54 pm
here she goes!
i've been on tweet fire today
you might even have to post to the blog!
the more i think about that line the better it gets.... wow
(i'm patting myself on the back)
Benson?

Sidekick 1:55 pm
heh. now?

The Mayor 1:55 pm
in a bit

Barroom wisdom from the mayor:

"I like water. I like booze. I like water and booze"

"It would be tits to chillax with the Mayor"

Sidekick 11:43 am
christ. i should attempt this. sounds like a good way to get more c-hops

Mayor 11:43 am
um, yeah i'd be super impressed
consider it a challenge

Sidekick 11:43 am
and as you know. . . .i live for that

Mayor 11:45 am
yep

Sidekick 11:45 am
sad, but true

Mayor 11:45 am
i'm hearing that phil collins song in my head: "i got your number..."

Sidekick 11:46 am
this would be tits. . .add a 'location' page to the blog and get my fsq location to render

Mayor 11:46 am
or your history
rock the google maps api while you're in there
man, i would be really impressed

Sidekick 11:49 am
this would be damn tits to have. okay, i've got a project

Mayor 11:49 am
tits == chillax

Sidekick 11:49 am
ha!
not really. . .

Mayor 11:50 am
no. it's more just old man douchey

Sidekick 11:49 am

'chillax' was in a minivan commercial

Mayor 11:50 am
not familiar w/ that

i don't watch enough tv to know what's been killed. i have a diff measuring stick

but tits def. ages you

that isn't said by people born after 70

Sidekick 11:51 am
the way 'tits ' was explained to me (in fairness, in the mid 80's) was thusly

'tits are cool , right?'

Mayor 11:51 am
the explainer was born pre 1970

Sidekick 11:51 am
well yeah

Mayor 11:51 am
and that's deep
but watch me bring that back

Hipsters, PBR, and PDX

The Mayor 11:22 am
i was just crawling the android market and this was in my results:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.pbr2.android

Sidekick 11:23 am
heh: re PBR. that app isn't needed in Portland!
they should equip you with a dead cat to swing by the tail

The Mayor 11:24 am
no doubt

Sidekick 11:24 am
and b-sides. . .given PBR's elite status in the hipster community. . .if you have to ask you'll never know

The Mayor 11:25 am
how did the hipster burn himself?

Sidekick 11:25 am
how?

The Mayor 11:25 am
he changed the bulb before it was cool

Sidekick 11:25 am
heaha

The Mayor 11:25 am
the thing is, PBR has always sucked

Sidekick 11:25 am
thats a good one. subtle!

The Mayor 11:25 am
and was never cool as far as i've decided

Sidekick 11:26 am
oh man im still laughing about that

The Mayor 11:27 am
it's a real good one

Sidekick 11:27 am
PBR is ok. Has to be ice cold. And consumed during band practice followed by a visit to Union Jacks, where you oreder up the same
oops did i reveal too much?

The Mayor 11:28 am
then it could be any other beer. that's all i'm saying
and hamm's tastes way better

Sidekick 11:28 am
oh indeed it could
but because of PBR's prevalence, it is always on sale and has its own aisle.
a virtuous circle here in pdx

The Mayor 11:29 am
hmm.
anyway

Sidekick 11:29 am
im a coors light man myself. cuz its controversial

The Mayor 11:29 am
?
you're so retarded and on your own planet!

Sidekick 11:29 am
like 'i don't give a fuck how conservative they are im drinking it anyway'

The Mayor 11:29 am
man-child!
i love your little fantasy world

Sidekick 11:30 am
you follow slowly sometimes is all
where would i be without the mayor

The best ideas happen in two minutes or less. . . .

Mayor 3:22 pm
you could have a SECOND blog!
"hangin' with the Mayor"
it would be awesome
just collect quotes and write about how cool iam
i think it's a great idea

Sidekick 3:23 pm
uhh. yeah.

Mayor 3:23 pm
yeah fucking totally

Sidekick 3:23 pm
way

Mayor 3:23 pm
should i set it up for you?
the title is catchy
it would do well
nerds would flock

Sidekick 3:24 pm
well, sure, get it set up. sure we can have some fun with it!

Introducing 'The Sidekick'. . .

When someone has a group of hangers they are said to have an entourage. When that group consists of one individual , that individual is best described as a sidekick. That is what I am in relationship to 'The Mayor'. The Mayor is the teacher, I am the student. He is Batman to my Robin. My role is to capture essence of the mayor and to publish his wisdom so that others besides myself may profit from it. Stay tuned.