"It would be tits to chillax with the Mayor"

Sidekick 11:43 am
christ. i should attempt this. sounds like a good way to get more c-hops

Mayor 11:43 am
um, yeah i'd be super impressed
consider it a challenge

Sidekick 11:43 am
and as you know. . . .i live for that

Mayor 11:45 am
yep

Sidekick 11:45 am
sad, but true

Mayor 11:45 am
i'm hearing that phil collins song in my head: "i got your number..."

Sidekick 11:46 am
this would be tits. . .add a 'location' page to the blog and get my fsq location to render

Mayor 11:46 am
or your history
rock the google maps api while you're in there
man, i would be really impressed

Sidekick 11:49 am
this would be damn tits to have. okay, i've got a project

Mayor 11:49 am
tits == chillax

Sidekick 11:49 am
ha!
not really. . .

Mayor 11:50 am
no. it's more just old man douchey

Sidekick 11:49 am

'chillax' was in a minivan commercial

Mayor 11:50 am
not familiar w/ that

i don't watch enough tv to know what's been killed. i have a diff measuring stick

but tits def. ages you

that isn't said by people born after 70

Sidekick 11:51 am
the way 'tits ' was explained to me (in fairness, in the mid 80's) was thusly

'tits are cool , right?'

Mayor 11:51 am
the explainer was born pre 1970

Sidekick 11:51 am
well yeah

Mayor 11:51 am
and that's deep
but watch me bring that back

Hipsters, PBR, and PDX

The Mayor 11:22 am
i was just crawling the android market and this was in my results:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.pbr2.android

Sidekick 11:23 am
heh: re PBR. that app isn't needed in Portland!
they should equip you with a dead cat to swing by the tail

The Mayor 11:24 am
no doubt

Sidekick 11:24 am
and b-sides. . .given PBR's elite status in the hipster community. . .if you have to ask you'll never know

The Mayor 11:25 am
how did the hipster burn himself?

Sidekick 11:25 am
how?

The Mayor 11:25 am
he changed the bulb before it was cool

Sidekick 11:25 am
heaha

The Mayor 11:25 am
the thing is, PBR has always sucked

Sidekick 11:25 am
thats a good one. subtle!

The Mayor 11:25 am
and was never cool as far as i've decided

Sidekick 11:26 am
oh man im still laughing about that

The Mayor 11:27 am
it's a real good one

Sidekick 11:27 am
PBR is ok. Has to be ice cold. And consumed during band practice followed by a visit to Union Jacks, where you oreder up the same
oops did i reveal too much?

The Mayor 11:28 am
then it could be any other beer. that's all i'm saying
and hamm's tastes way better

Sidekick 11:28 am
oh indeed it could
but because of PBR's prevalence, it is always on sale and has its own aisle.
a virtuous circle here in pdx

The Mayor 11:29 am
hmm.
anyway

Sidekick 11:29 am
im a coors light man myself. cuz its controversial

The Mayor 11:29 am
?
you're so retarded and on your own planet!

Sidekick 11:29 am
like 'i don't give a fuck how conservative they are im drinking it anyway'

The Mayor 11:29 am
man-child!
i love your little fantasy world

Sidekick 11:30 am
you follow slowly sometimes is all
where would i be without the mayor